St. Nectaire cheese is some stanky stuff. Belly-lint smelly. "Rye, straw, and mushroom" I can handle, but not assjam. Must find disposable tupperware and put it in a throwaway coffin to contain the musk, cause I think this might settle into the curtains if left on its own.
Doesn't taste too bad, though.
Edit: Um, I can't get the smell off my hands. Lemons only added to the bouquet. Really, it's like I went searching for my wedding ring in a bucket of raw sewage.