Smarter than House

Just to record this event for posterity, I'd like to let you all know that I was a full 35 minutes smarter than Dr. Gregory House this evening. At 8:12, I was yelling, "Absorbed twin! Absorbed twin!" at the TV, while my husband looked at me like I'm both insane and entirely disgusting. My vindication came soon enough, however, and The Hub nearly choked on his Oreos when it came to pass. Through the spray of chocolate wafers and sugared lard, my man gasped, "That actually happens? No more Discovery Health Channel for you, smartass!"