Me: Huck, do you have to go potty?

Huckle: No, I just farted, I'm okay.

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Huckle: Mommy, I'm touching Maddy's (the female dog) peepee!

Me, upon inspection: That's just her tummy. (ok, he was pulling a nipple, but i'd like at least another month before he learns that word)

Huckle thinks about it for a few minutes, walks away, walks back into the room: You're wrong, Mom, that's her peepee.